ok, first thing first, face rape??? ROFLMAO . that one really got me. and i really, really hope there’s none other kind of bird find it’s way into naruto’s mouth. other than a cooked one (like a wing/drumstick) in his ichiraku ramen. the other bird can do whatever it wants later, but at least not canonly. sooo not ethical, and unsanitary too! and itachi, as mushch as i love you, you shouldn’t give impossible choices to naruto-chan. nobody should have to choose between their love and their dreams. it’s cruel, did you know that, itachi? but you must have, ne, seeing that you’ve made one yourself. poor baby…